Did you know that God kills a kitten every time he sees you masterbate? It's true; and that is why you must never let God catch you, because kittens are a precious natural resource.
-From the Liner Notes of 'Pornoetry' released in 2010.
Edit: Apparently, He will wave this ghastly punishment if you jerk off to Gospel Music. Yes, Sir!!!
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