Thursday, November 8, 2001

A Cowboy goes East

Did you know that God kills a kitten every time he sees you masterbate? It's true; and that is why you must never let God catch you, because kittens are a precious natural resource.

-From the Liner Notes of 'Pornoetry' released in 2010.

Edit: Apparently, He will wave this ghastly punishment if you jerk off to Gospel Music. Yes, Sir!!!